I’m not sure what to say about Whatever You Want. It certainly wasn’t like the choose you own adventure books I read as a kid which I was hoping it would be. Honestly, I found the book to be a let down for me. I couldn’t get into anything that was happening in the book. What do I care if Barbie or Barney gets drunk, falls in love, has sex with random strangers. Such garbage. What happened to mysterious strangers coming after you on a train and your options were either to jump or climb on top to get away. Bah!

Anyway, I attempted to read both parts simultaneously. Didn’t happen. It got too complicated so I just stuck to Barbie because Barney was an idiot. And then I tried to read both options and choose the best outcome but then that got boring. I’m not really sure what my original outcome was because I tried to get all of them or at least as many as I could before I put the book down for good. My favorite ending was the premature ending. Ha ha…I should have left it at that. Cheers to those that enjoyed it I for one did not. Probably because I am a big prude that doesn’t drink. Ha ha.

Doris the Finkasaurus