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August 30, 2005

It's the Return of Silly Quiz Tuesday!!!

Hey there. Welcome to Digital Digressions v2.0.

As you may recall from the old blog (and yes, I know that the old posts haven't been imported from Blogger yet -- I'm working on it), Tuesdays is Silly Quiz Day.

Well, it was once. Two weeks ago.

But that's good enough for me! (And you, poor soul, being forced -- forced, I tell you! -- to read this and try it yourself.)

Today's silly quiz comes from Scrivener. (I tell you, the man's a veritable fount of web quizzes!) It's the Geek/Nerd/Dork Quiz, and it's a doozy. 60 questions! That's got to be a sign of trustworthiness and scientific accuracy, right? It even comes with a picture of Napoleon Dynamite -- how cool is that?

I am a Modern, Cool Nerd
73 % Nerd, 65% Geek, 43% Dork

For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.

You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd.

Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and "geek is chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!

Congratulations!

James Marsden
I did a Google image search for "cool nerd" and this is what came up: James Marsden (Cyclops from the X-Men movies). Congratulations, indeed!

Posted by reparent at August 30, 2005 12:42 PM

Comments

That was grueling. I need a break and a drink.

According to my test results I'm "Pure Nerd." This despite the fact that my actual percentages were: 52% nerd, 34% geek, 34% dork. United States presidential elections notwithstanding, since when is 52% considered a MANDATE?

I have 3 additional comments.

First, I very much enjoyed the self-referential meta-question (Question 58).

Second, I did not understand and I suspect foul play with respect to Question 34 (what could anyone possibly mean by "my specialties" in this warped context?).

Third, just for fun I also performed a google search for "cool nerd" images, and long before I came across His Throbing Sexiness, James Marsden, I encountered URKEL from Family Matters. Explain THAT one away, why don't you.

Posted by: coeurlion [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 30, 2005 6:47 PM

I don't have to explain anything.

I am mysterious.

Heh.

Posted by: Richard Parent [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 30, 2005 6:55 PM

He may be cyclops but bad shirt and bad shoes.

Posted by: camicao at August 30, 2005 11:10 PM

If he got rid of the shirt and shoes, he'd be practically naked!

Posted by: coeurlion [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 31, 2005 10:54 AM