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October 6, 2006
Super Mega Quad Unicorn Chaser Attack!!!!
Okay, enough.
When BoingBoing used to feature gross or otherwise unsettling posts, they'd follow them up with "unicorn chasers," posts (with pictures!) about unicorns or similarly happy topics to mentally wash the taste of the previous post(s) from the readers' minds.
I need to get on with my life, so here's a barrage of unicorn chasers, Digital Digressions style:
Dude looks like a lady, but almost certainly types like a man. (In Second Life no one can hear you scream when you realize the cyber-ho you just paid for is a dude with no clue about how to please a "man"):
Needless to say... I don't know where these things came from, or why, but I want one...
It's only a matter of time. First, they master Rubik's Cube. Then they take over the world. (I'd just like to point out to our new Robot Overlords that this blog has consistently provided the latest and greatest robot posts for the discriminating Robot Overlord readership.)
And finally, if mankind is to have any hope of survival at all, it will come in the form of elite dancing-game warriors, like this one. Watch, and be amazed:
I think we can now return you to your normally scheduled Silly Web Quiz and Robot Blogging show.
Posted by reparent at October 6, 2006 8:45 AM
Comments
My random thoughts, presented . . . ummm . . . in chronological order:
1. Only a man knows how to please a man.
2. Adopting baby rabbits seems potentially habitual.
3. I couldn't understand a word RubixBot was saying. He/she/it may be a real wiz at solving The Cube, but he doesn't enunciate for shit.
4. How come we don't get to see DanceBoy's final score? Was it 100% or 0% or what? I'm pretty sure he'd "score" a 100% on the Mark Foley (R-FL) scale of approval.
Posted by: coeurlion at October 6, 2006 5:44 PM