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October 1, 2007

Holy Crap!

Holy crap is right! Today's post is all about the astounding, amazing, and aggravating! And exclamation points!

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-Do you like our multi-disc collector's edition?
-Must be expensive.
-Very. I'm Rachel.

Holy crap, there's a new version of Blade Runner (i.e., "The Final Cut") coming out! Here's director Ridley Scott's interview with Wired, and here's a write-up in the New York Times. Dangit. I don't have time to fly to New York or Los Angeles to catch this thing in the theater! And yes, the Times article does feature spoilers (as you knew it would), so read at your own risk.

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Holy crap, the travel industry is screwing us over even more than we knew they already were! I've already ranted at you about the way the airline industry treats its passengers once we get to the airport. But now it turns out they screw us over when we're buying our tickets. But Richard, I hear you saying, the insane airfares are already bad enough! What else could they do to us? Well, Michelle Higgins at the Times informs us that the same rental car, hotel room, and airline seat often costs less -- much less -- if you buy it through one of the rental agency's/hotel's/airline's non-US web sites. Try Budget.ie instead of Budget.com when you're renting a car in Ireland, and you'll save money. As Higgins reports: "Paula R. Rivera, a public affairs manager at Hertz, wrote in an e-mail message [...] 'Costs and competitive conditions in individual markets are among the considerations that affect pricing.'" In other words, the infallible invisible hand of the "free" market make sure that we pay more. For everything.

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Holy crap, a junior at Yale (in his sophomore year, no less!) recently discovered that postmodernity kinda, you know, sorta describes what's going on today! Read the whole thing here. I'll have more to say on this soon, but it's good to know that it will always be the heady Theory-with-a-capital-T days of 1982 at Yale.

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Holy crap, I've got the same daemon as my friends Claire & Victor's daughter, Nina! (And if you don't know about the books this comes from, or from the movie that's going to be released in December, you owe it to yourself to check it out!)

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Holy crap, even though a federal judge has ruled that bloggers can't be held responsible for the crazy comments posted on their blogs, many conservative political campaigns are busy busy busy "nutpicking" the craziest comments they can find to smear their opponents! Ah, democracy, the Internets r in ur votr edukashun, stealin ur elekshuns!

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Holy crap, I missed International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arrrrrr, crap! And there was a party in Second Life and everything. As always, however, Nitrozac and Snaggy show us the way forward:

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So, rationalizing all the way, I have decided that today is my Talk Like a Pirate Day, because I "do what I want 'cuz a pirate is free, and I arrrrrrr a pirate!" And because I be a rebel, here arrrrr some inappropriate Talk Like a Pirate Day remarrrrrrrks!

(Shiver me timbers! That video be arrrrrfully bad. Though I do like the techno dance party about 1:25 into it.)

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Holy crap, San Jose State State professor Henry Lowood is teaching an online class on "Games & Libraries"! He reports that he's taken his group of 13 students into World of Warcraft. I have a few comments and questions:

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Holy crap, there really is a lot of news out there, and it's just as bad and as badly reported as Jon Stewart says it is! As you might have guessed from the number of links to NY Times articles in today's post, The Spouse and I finally caved-in and started getting the New York Times on Sunday, after a little over two years of reading nothing (on paper) but the Burlington Free Press. Surprisingly, both Sunday papers are about the same size and thickness. But that's mostly because there's an inch and a half of sale circulars for four grocery stores, JCPenney ("LAST 3 DAYS!" of the earth, I suppose. Who knew Penny's was so well informed on the apocalypse?), Big Lots, PetCo, Wal*Mart ("Save money. Live better.SM" I couldn't make that one up if I tried), Michael's, ToysRUs ("Our Biggest Game Sale Of The Season!" which is referring to what season, autumn?), Kohl's, which informs me to "Expect Great Things"®, and something called SearsBook advertising "appliance innovation." I didn't know Sears had moved into the bookselling business... to sell toaster ovens.

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But what's really bothering me is when I read the Times and see stuff like this:

Look, I don't expect the New York Times to rise much above its fourth-grade reading level. I just expect it to treat us as fourth graders who can think. And maybe that's why I expect too much.

Posted by reparent at October 1, 2007 4:34 PM

Comments

The highlight of the Handler essay experience is comment #3.

Posted by: Jude at October 2, 2007 11:22 PM

Whatever, dude.

Taking into account Mr. Handler's insight, I'm struck by the patent lazy-boy-ness of the Post generation. Finally, the Couch Potato is risen to and revered as a Fine Artisan. So, once I've joined Moveon.org I can stay at home on weekends and Be All That I Can Be ... in Second Life.

Posted by: coeurlion at October 4, 2007 7:12 PM